Ted or Alive

Yesterday, my friend Ted visited us, albeit briefly. We had beer and watched the convention. We're so cool.

Ted left at 5 AM, and I was totally awake to see him go, but when it came time for me to re-awaken for work, my brain kept telling me "If you wake up now, you'll never win the soda-candy chugging contest. Keep your eyes closed!" Needless to say, I was half an hour late to work today.

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Last night, in Dreamland, I met the actor who plays Jim Halpert and took him on a tour of my office. I spent the whole dream profoundly uncomfortable, almost sure that he'd find my existence mundane. But he was incredibly nice about it. Then we talked about positivism for a while.