Trainer Tips

Last night, Margot and Noel flew in on their way to Lisy's at midnight. This was kind of problematic, 'cause I had had my first trainer session at the gym. I made the mistake of telling Ash Ketchum that I'd need to be in a Batsuit by November. Since he saw "Dark Knight," he's clearly convinced I need to go back to Chicago in better shape than Christian Bale. He is going to destroy me.

Anyway, Margot, Noel and I wandered around the neighborhood before getting gyros and beer. I had to get up for work at 7:30, but that didn't stop me from staying up until 4 with them. Then I slept on Neil's cot.

If you truly wish to take the measure of a man, spend a night in his bed. I mean, what?